Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Kids' quip(s)

So we had the missionaries over on Sunday evening & one brought a guitar. Julie was 'playing' on it and Edie looks at her & says, "Julie, don't play it too much, the batteries will go flat". Hmmm guess what Mom says a lot (to preserve sanity!)... Hahaha :)

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Kids' quip(s)...

Julie, on the way home from school, was playing w/ the electric window button and when I told her to stop it because if it breaks, we'll use her birthday money to pay to fix it, looks at me and says, "What kind of parents are you?!". To which I simply replied, "The kind who make you pay for it when you've broken someone else's property." ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Edie, while her pants were coming down to expose her bottom says, "Daddy, do you see my BUMMER'S Crack?!"

Kids' quip...

Edie, while her pants were coming down to expose her bottom, "Daddy, do you see my Bummer's Crack?!"

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Kids' quips...

Last night, Kael was a bit restless so I went to check on him and when I got there, he was fast asleep but said, "Haughty (naughty) Edie!" Obviously not having a good dream hahaha :)

I loved this :)

Puns for Educated Minds       
1.  The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.          
2.  I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .           
3.  She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.          
4.  A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.           
5.  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.           
6.  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.          
7.  A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.           
8.  Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.           
9.  A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are looking into it.           
10.  Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.           
11.  Atheism is a non-prophet organization.           
12.  Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'           
13.  I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.           
14.  A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'           
15.  The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.           
16.  The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.           
17.  A backward poet writes inverse.           
18.  In a democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your count that votes.           
19.  When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.           
20.  If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.           
21.  A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons.  The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'           
22.  Two fish swim into a concrete wall.  One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'           
23.  Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.  Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.           
24.  Two hydrogen atoms meet.  One says, 'I've lost my electron.'  The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'           
25.  Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.           
26.  There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.  No pun in ten did.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Kids' quip

Mom look, blutterlie (butterfly) :)

I love cake!

This was at Jordy's party. Kael got his piece of cake & literally shoved it into his mouth. It was just too cute not to have a picture of :) funny boy!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Wolverine!

Jordy has this love for Wolverine so every now & then, I have to make him claws... This is our latest version using old ice cream tubs & lids :) xxx

Monday, April 4, 2011

Kids

Edie: Kiss my feet, Mommy. Paul: You can ask your husband to do that one day. Edie: I want a husband... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Jordy to Julie, on the way home from dropping Paul off @ work: Julie, let's talk like birds! :) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Edie: Where's my game of 'oughts & crosses'?