Kids' quip(s)...

Julie, on the way home from school, was playing w/ the electric window button and when I told her to stop it because if it breaks, we'll use her birthday money to pay to fix it, looks at me and says, "What kind of parents are you?!". To which I simply replied, "The kind who make you pay for it when you've broken someone else's property." ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Edie, while her pants were coming down to expose her bottom says, "Daddy, do you see my BUMMER'S Crack?!"

Kids' quip...

Edie, while her pants were coming down to expose her bottom, "Daddy, do you see my Bummer's Crack?!"